Showing posts with label story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label story. Show all posts

22 April 2013

macey's wiggly tooth

Hi!
This is Macey.
My mom just pulled out my tooth!
Macey and Jakob Perich




















My tooth was loose forever.
I let my Dad try to pull it a bunch of times but he was too chicken.
My Uncle Steve said he would put a string on it.
Macey's loose tooth























Since my Dad wouldn't pull it out,
I couldn't eat anything too crunchy.
Well I did eat some hard stuff but only on the other side.
My Dad said he would chew up the food first but that is gross.
Macey's dangling tooth




















So I wanted to play games on my Mom's phone,
but Jaxon and Jakob were teasing me cause of my tooth.
My Mom said I would get a treat if she could pull it out.
She pulled out Jakob's teeth
but not Jaxon's cause he likes to pull his own out.
She got a paper towel and pulled it out.
I cried a little bit but not that much.
The end!

MJP

29 November 2012

bacon

The garage is a little tied up right now,
so old Chief has been parked out in the street.
In a way it's about time,
as it is a good excuse to drive around.

The funny thing is I always forget that to other people,
it's not normal to see an old hot rod.
In the past week,
I've met a couple neighbors or friends of neighbors,
just to talk about the old car.
Most don't have a clue to what it is,
but they like it and don't mind if it sets off their car alarms.
OK that's only one guy.
CHIEF - 1929 ford roadster pickup with hallock windshield






























A quick story though that actually gave me the idea to type.

Jaxon & I drove down to the post office,
and on the way out there was an older gentleman checking out the car.
He said "in my day this was called a Hot Rod!"
I told him, "yep that's what I call it now...so did you have one?"
He said, "Well not really but my first car was a model A,
and the bearings were so shot the babbits were worn down to the metal.
My dad said to put bacon rinds in the caps to fill the gap.
Every sunday I would put some bacon rinds in there,
which would get me about 50 miles.
Enough to get to work and hopefully a date on friday or saturday!"

He stuck around to hear the engine roar,
and you could tell our couple minutes brought back a bunch of memories.

TP

30 October 2012

gilligan's island - 3 hour tour!

Aahhh.
Full moon and a thick fog layer.
Perfect night to go for a drive in the roadster pickup.
chief - 1929 ford roadster pickup





The main post office down on Midway is open late,
so there was a purpose to the drive,
not just a random gas burn.
This was the first time I had actually driven it since last weeks bit as a school bus.
At first it was a little poppy,
but after warming up it ran pretty good,
especially after sitting in the parking lot.
The heat kinda radiated through all the steel.
I should spring for some new spark plug wires though.

The drive home was too short.
The flathead purred away on the windy road home.
About 2 blocks from the house,
I decided what the hay...
I'd put 1.5 gallons in the tank,
why not really burn some fuel.
Detour time!

The fog has a way of amplifying the roar of the exhaust,
which just makes winding up to shift that much better.
On the way up 2nd gear...
Bam!
Actually - just silence...
Ahh hell.
stubborn

























My supposed quick pass through Ocean Beach,
and now I'm sitting in the red zone with a dead car,
at the farthest point away from home!
Getting stuck is part of the deal with these old rigs.
Just not right now.
The wife was finishing up the bacon white sauce pasta dinner,
I had no tools,
and the truck bed was full of shiny chrome parts.
Chit.
Holey effin Chit.
Okay,
take a breath.
The beach fog is thick now,
and the street lamp has that spooky effect.
The walkers I was blasting by earlier are now passing by,
like zombies in the foggy mist.
Dang there's alot of action in this part of OB!
Chit
Okay snap out of it.
Let's figure this out,
I know this car like the back of my hand.
Better even.
The lights work and the fuel pump is on,
so there's power.
Let's check the coil wire.
Yep,
sparks mean power.
Popped the distributor cap,
flicked the points,
nothing.
Chit.
Must be that dang condenser I swapped out.
It is kinda hot.
I try to wiggle the nuts with my bare hands,
there's a little flicker but the car doesn't start.
Crapola.
Oh please 6-volt battery(s) don't die on me now!

Well I'm only a few miles from the house.
What a nice night for an unplanned walk!
Better hide that box of chrome under these rags.
I'll call the wife and tell her what's up.
Nothin'.
By the time I reach her,
I'm only a couple miles away,
but she's gonna come to my rescue.
Thanks hun!
hot rod repair kit

























Back home I assemble a quick repair kit.
(Note that I only bring a 5/16" box-end wrench!)
My mind is racing at every possibility.
I can't rope tow it with the van,
too sketchy.
Dang if I can't get it running,
gotta use AAA.
Ouch that would hurt wasting a tow for barely 3 miles!
No,  I want to save that for a real road trip!

Should I stick with that old Mallory ignition system?
Maybe go with a stock distributor with the pertronix.
Yeah.
Then I'd have to go 12 volt.
How about ripping the flathead out and putting in a 283!
Okay now I really need to get the car home.
dago shelby cruiser




















When I saw the full moon earlier before the drive,
I thought,
"wow what a nice night for a bike ride!"
Jinx!
Funny how that works.
OB bike ride







































Riding to OB on the Dago Shelby cruiser really cleared my head.
Something about riding around in prewar stuff at night,
cars or bikes,
like a time warp.
trouble shoot light


















Back at the car.
Why are all these fingerprints all over the windshield?
Friggin zombies.
At least we had picked up that chrome box.
Ok let's get this done.
I'm glad I put that work light in the firewall!
That's telling how many times I've gotten stuck.
I try starting it and it starts!
Only for a second though then nothing.
Okay let's swap these condensers out.
Hmm,
the main bolt attaching the coil wire/bar to the housing is unusually loose!
mallory ignition system - ford flathead

























What?
That was it!?
We're outta here!


After all that suspense,
the drive home was about as sweet as could be.
Back in your cage, Chief!
home sweet home




















Now I need a beer!

TP

15 October 2012

Macey's Weekend

Hi this is Macey James my Dad writes on this computer.
me Macey James Perich




















All summer I wanted to go on a boat ride or go to the beach.
My dad said we would after he moved the shop with my brothers.
But we never did.

Me on my scooter

























Than he said we would go on a boat ride or to the beach
after he finished putting the motor in the green car.
He's always working on the hot rods,
but that's okay cause I want one when I can drive.
me driving

























I always pretend to drive,
but my dad gets mad when I play with the switches
so I don't anymore.
dad said to smile

























I really really really wanted to go for a bike ride,
but my Dad said he was too busy,
so I wrote him a note.
my note to dad



















Then I wrote Jakob a note too.
my note to jake




















My Daddy surprised me and we went for a bike ride!
I love riding on the trailer we got that he takes me to school on sometimes.
perich brothers and sister - me!




















We were faster then Jakob and Jaxon and guess what.
We went to the beach!
I didn't bring my bathing suit but it was still fun.
me and my brothers at the beach

























This was the bestest weekend ever!
I sure do hope we go to the beach next week!

MJP

07 October 2012

stool porn

I walked in on the stool checking out porn shots earlier today.
stool porn


























Really had no idea it was longing for a companion.
Here I thought we had a good thing going.
perich brothers stool


























This one was everything the PB stool isn't,
dainty,  tattooed,  pedigreed,
3-legged with a tail or stub,
full of dreams...
stool porn

























Those mail order relationships never work out.
Maybe next time.

TP

24 September 2012

Jakob's weekend

"Hey we went to the beach over the weekend,
what did you do?"
perich brothers and sister - child labor




















"Oh nothing,
my Dad made us sort out all these nuts and connectors he had mixed up.
After that he made us weed the yard cause he hates weeds."
back to work!

























"Than he made me ride my skateboard in the rocky alley.
I got speed wobbles going down the hill."
road rash




















"He just said that was part of growing up,
than you have scars to show your kids."
matching road rash and rubber bands

























"He let me read for the rest of the day though."
Jakob's chill spot


























"oh, that's cool"
"yeah it was cool..."